Following years of not-very- scientific study, we found that millions of ordinary families across the nation are afflicted by a terrible made up condition.
They are victims of a Case of The Mondays - a debilitating condition that leaves those affected feeling bleurghh. A bit mehhh. Or even mweurghh on a Monday morning.
Thankfully, Marmite on toast for breakfast has been found to be our pseudo-scientific remedy. It’s anecdotally proven to help families smash through the start of the week.
If you want to report a case of The Mondays, call the Marmite Monday Helpline on 0800 832 1835.
Or if you feel you’re suffering from this condition, you can enter your details below to receive a money off coupon for Marmite to get you and your family back on track.
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